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Monday, October 10, 2005

Along came a...

My wife and I awoke to much commotion this morning. Three worried little voices drifted up the stairs and into our bedroom. Most of the conversation was unintelligible from our vantage point beneath the pillows, but the word "spider" definitely stood out.

I was halfway out of bed when youngest son began his trek up the stairs. He had been elected by his older siblings to let us know that a spider had been sighted in eldest son's room, and Daddy was required to dispatch the errant arachnid.

I followed little man to his big brother's bedroom. All three of them stood in a wide circle around the uninvited visitor.
  • "Squish him," said little man.
  • "I want to see him when you're done, just to make sure," said young lady.
  • "He was walking around on my socks!" said son the elder.
Eldest son helpfully provided me with a tissue. I crouched down and the spider cooperatively crawled right on. Because he was in the middle of the floor, I didn't have to worry about any kamikaze rappelling down a hastily-created web strand.
Time out for some context: if at all possible, I generally try to remove insects without shmushing them in the process. I know some situations simply beg for a bug-smacking, but sometimes, I can squeeze in a respect-for-all-life lesson if the little critters cooperate.
This morning, this guy did. I carefully walked the guy outside, followed Pied Piper-like by our brood. As I set him down on the lawn in front of the house, little man said that was too close. So my pyjama-clad daughter skipped alongside me as I walked across the street and gently released our friendly spider on the lawn that abuts the Rockwell-esque school that faces our house.

Happy little voices echoed across the street as our little lady skipped back into the house, her pink socks clashing against the gloomy gray of a quiet long weekend morning.

Happy travels, little fella.
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3 comments:

  1. Diane9:44 PM, October 10, 2005

    What a brave and admirable thing to do, Carmi! I can be completely tolerant of the spiders outside, but I can't bring myself to catch then and set them free if they're in the house.

    Next time I come across one, maybe I'll give it a try.

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  2. Unknown12:15 AM, October 11, 2005

    I leave the spiders in the house. I tell my son they eat all the other bugs. I think they do!

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  3. Unknown10:51 PM, October 14, 2005

    Very courageous of you to take the spider across the street. I would have ran around screaming like a maniac dialing 911. No, I am not kidding.

    I found a bat in our house once. I called 911. I know it is for emergencies, but come on, the bat was HUGE! Plus, it helped get the point across to the Deputy he needed to get home NOW!

    He caught it and released it outside. Only to come back an hour later when it snuck back into the house. Are you sure across the street was far enough?

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