A brief-yet-ongoing journal of all things Carmi. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll reach for your mouse to click back to Google. But you'll be intrigued. And you'll feel compelled to return following your next bowl of oatmeal. With brown sugar. And milk.
Injects random swear words over VOIPLovely. My mother would be so proud.
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"jungle juice poppers england"
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Those are the top two searches that bring people to my site.
The first one sounds almost like a headline, no?
I checked it, Carmi and I am bamboozled by what keywords get people to my site:
ReplyDelete1. main lesson in the harp of Burma
2. horse-ladder-desert
3. American trees containing all five vowels
The second one is the only ont that makes sense to me. I have NO idea what brought those other to me.
Nice blog, Carmi. There's an interesting site about currency trading at currency trading.
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ReplyDeleteGoogle really lead him on a wild goose chase that day!
This one came in this morning:
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My site is ranked #2 by Google for this string.
Both of these come up regularly
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"genevieve gorder feet"
Yikes!
ReplyDelete1. Stories of husband chained in cage.
2. Chained in high heels.
3. Stories husband spent night chained in cage
4. Reflexes during cremation (huh?)
5. SHEMAR MOORE TEETH
Don't poke the Penguin seems to be a common one for my blog.
ReplyDeleteI am number one for Google and Narnia cast interviews but that is a good thing LOL
How do you get your stats from Google??
ReplyDeleteHi Bhakti. I don't get the stats directly from Google. I read them from my Sitemeter "By Referrals" report. It shows the referring URL that the visitor was on just before loading up my blog.
ReplyDeleteIn the case of a search engine, the search string is wound up in the actual URL. You can click on it to follow the link back to the search engine to see where your web site ranks in that search.
Give it a try and let us know if it works.
My classic search string is from Google Images... someone searched for "hit that cervix" and got the picture I took of myself after the epidural kicked in during labor. I'm not sure that was what they were looking for, but I was ROFL about their luck!!
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