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Saturday, July 30, 2005

Bizarro Google search return

I came across this one as I noodled around Google looking to see who on the Internet has been quoting me in recent weeks. The link traced back to a generic, pathetic-looking site, and the whole thing smells a bit funny. But the starkness of the search return block on the Google screen stuck in my mind. I am, apparently, an Internet phone-sex guru. Here it is. Please swallow your milk before you proceed.

Your turn: what weird search returns have you come across recently or not-so-recently? What does this say about our world?
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11 comments:

  1. Misti7:47 PM, July 30, 2005

    i don't think i have had the pleasure of being found via google yet,hmmm.

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  2. theaddict8:13 PM, July 30, 2005

    Hi there. I haven't done any google searches lately, I normally see who links me on techonorati. I am playing michele's weekly meet n' greet game.

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  3. Heather8:21 PM, July 30, 2005

    Someone found me once by typing "housewives like to spank"

    I am pretty sure they weren't looking for discipline advice for their kids! LOL

    Michele sent me today;-)

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  4. -E8:26 PM, July 30, 2005

    The stat counter I have tells me what google searches people do to get to my blog. Some are so random and nasty that it makes me wonder how it led to my blog!

    Michele sent me.

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  5. Anonymous8:34 PM, July 30, 2005

    I just love these searches. I get hits for NUDE YOGA all the time... Well, I DID do a post about it once, but still, I shouldn't have to pay for that the rest of my life, should I?

    Here via Michele this time. Hope you are having a nice weekend.

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  6. Kevin9:13 PM, July 30, 2005

    Are you a wealthy internet phone-sex guru? That, at least, would be unrespectably respectable.

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  7. Dawn9:52 PM, July 30, 2005

    Someone, who has the same name as I do googles herself all the dang time. Drives me nuts.

    Most are rather tame. I'll share one with you.

    can you freeze lunchmeat?

    Such is my life.

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  8. Dawn9:57 PM, July 30, 2005

    I am not sure how to find out how people find me.....

    I am here via Michele tonight

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  9. Anonymous11:33 AM, July 31, 2005

    I'm sure some of the phrases used to find my old blog would be illegal in about 49.5/50 states...I'm actually quite excited to see how people will find my new blog ROFL.

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  10. Anonymous5:52 PM, July 31, 2005

    Sometimes its creepy the things that people find my blog with, escpecially after that one post about my Granny. I'm always relieved when they searched for just my name. Other than that, I've been quoted as a real life person in the Bennington Banner and in an online article about appraising.

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  11. Anonymous9:18 PM, August 01, 2005

    Best one thus far: "Pornographic Circus Photographers"

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