Sunday, February 05, 2006

Flatulent propulsion


A good friend of mine has mounted this on the back of his car. Every time I see the vehicle, I smile. And I wonder how cool it would be if it were true.

Yes, Mom, it says, "Powered by fart gas." No, Mom, I'm not going to apologize to my high school English teacher for posting this.

Your turn: What's your favorite bumper sticker slogan?

27 comments:

Amanda said...

I'm not one for bumper stickers, but this one is hilarious!

Here from Michele's

kontan said...

now here's an idea for energy saving!

here from michele's


(still thinking on my favorite sticker...i'll be back)

Cat said...

Hello, here from Michele's although I believe I have been here before!
!

margalit said...

The one I have on my car: "Save the environment. Plant Bush back in Texas"

Oh that it were to come true!

I love bumper stickers but they're not much seen on the west coast of the USA, unfortunately. Here in Boston, we're big on political ones. I've got several on my car, including the ubiquitous "I'm ProChoice and I Vote".

Cars CAN be powered by Methane Gas. I swear, my kids could power a bus on their farts.

Michele...

archshrk said...

Hello, Michele sent me.
That's too funny. Must have one (bumber sticker, not the other thing)

Last Girl On Earth said...

I would have to say that my favorite would have to be the old SOUTH OF THE BORDER stickers. And they only cost 1 cent!

Last Girl On Earth

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOVE THIS!!! Very Funny, and oh how wonderful it would be!

Here from Michele, Carmi, once again!

colleen said...

I bet it draws some double takes!

I like my own bumper sticker: When Jesus said love your enemy, he probably meant don't kill them.

Dak-Ind said...

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Dak-Ind said...

did i mention greetings from michele? i think i forgot to!

kenju said...

I wish it were possible to power my car by fart gas; some days I could go all the way to California and back!!

Carmi, get your own word cloud at Snap.shirts.com

Shane said...

Visualize Whirled Peas

Body For Life said...

Hi Carmi,

Thanks for visiting...

When I work out I listen to Verve remix cd...
and Hotel Costes vol.1 and Hotel costes vol.2
they are funky cd's from hotel costes in Paris...GREAT music to keep you moving!!

BFL

Crazy MomCat said...

Now, that brings new meaning to hybrid transportation! But, truthfully, do you think that would be any better for the ozone than what we already flood it with? I'm thinking NOT!

HA! Thanks for the laugh and for the visit earlier!

kenju said...

Ooops, I didn't mean to put that other "dot" in there, Carmi. It is snapshirts.com - and you may have already discovered that!

Michele sentme back tonight!

Lisa said...

My favorite one is probably too "edgy" to post publicly...lol.. I wouldn't want to offend anyone. But it sure does fit my warped sense of humor! :-)

Carmi said...

Nothing's too edgy for this blog, Lisa. Feel free to share to your heart's content.

Lisa said...

lol... well okay, but read no further if you have delicate sensibilities!

I don't know if you all remember but back in the 70's and 80's there were some bumper stickers that were all the rage that said "God is my co-pilot".

A month or so ago I saw one that said, "God was my co-pilot... Until we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him."

See? No one should even laugh at that... LOL... but I did!!

~A~ said...

*LMAO* If I could harness the stink my honey and the two boys create, I could drive my F-250 all the time.

Hmmmmm favorite stickers.....

Save a calf, rope an activist.

Annoy a liberal... Work hard and be happy.

I love my country, it's the government I'm afraid of.

beerconsumer said...

Horn broken, watch for finger

Wife and Dog missing, Reward for dog

unless your a hemmoroid, stay off my ass

Zinnia Cyclamen said...

I Post Therefore I Am

(although I also love Shane's, and Lisa's too)

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Don't let "W" see that. As all American's are addicted to oil, he might try to power cars that way...lordy that couldn't be good for he environment!

~wink wink~

BTW...this time I'm here on my own :)

Sandy said...

I can't think of my favoriate right now. I'm too being laughing over this one.

Karen said...

Well, not to be violent, but my favorite bumper sticker says: "My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student." Mostly because I've always hated those honor student stickers. I can't even imagine telling my friends if my kids were honor students, let alone plastering it all over my car.

As my daughter would say: Whatever!

mommyof4 said...

I wanna be like barbie that bitch has everything!

Plain Jane said...

"Drive it like you stole it"

I don't know why, but I've always liked that one.

Anonymous said...

Funny page. Remember awhile back when every bumper sticker was "I {heart} my {pet breed}"? With the red heart and a nice outline of the breed?

I was in P-Town Massachusetts (a hoot!) and saw stickers that were just cartoon screws. The instructions given showed how one could replace someone else's {heart} with a {screw}.

I never saw it done, but can you imagine? It's like the earlier post, don't you feel bad for even laughing?

Mike