In case you've forgotten the family visuals, here's the lowdown:
- Bottom left: Noah, the happiest boy we know.
- Above him, in the orange shirt: Zach, aerodynamic in his reversed cap.
- In the middle, the woman responsible for it all: my wife, Debbie
- In the pink flowers: Dahlia (coincidence, you think?)
- Unshaven doof on the right: me.