- Moron, typically a restaurant worker, does something gross.
- Moron posts evidence of grossness, usually a photo, a video or some description, online.
- Moron does so anonymously, thinking he/she (though, who are we kidding, it's usually a he) will never get caught.
- Some intrepid souls online, bless their geeky, crowdsourced hearts, use Scooby-like sleuthing skills to zero in on said moron.
- Moron is found.
- Moron is fired.
Yes, he was fired. No, he was decidedly not anonymous. And, no, I have no intention of eating at a Burger King anytime soon.
Seriously, you'd think people would learn. But I'm guessing if you're going to play this game in the first place, you're not predisposed to learning much of anything.