Saturday, July 30, 2005

Bizarro Google search return

I came across this one as I noodled around Google looking to see who on the Internet has been quoting me in recent weeks. The link traced back to a generic, pathetic-looking site, and the whole thing smells a bit funny. But the starkness of the search return block on the Google screen stuck in my mind. I am, apparently, an Internet phone-sex guru. Here it is. Please swallow your milk before you proceed.

Your turn: what weird search returns have you come across recently or not-so-recently? What does this say about our world?
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18 comments:

curiosity_kitten said...

Oh, wow. That's awful. I've been discovered by people looking for a porn star before... she shares my first name, spelled the same and everything. Lots of strangeness.

Michele sent me! Have a great weekend. :)

Mrs. Fun said...

i don't think i have had the pleasure of being found via google yet,hmmm.

ms ralph said...

Hi there. I haven't done any google searches lately, I normally see who links me on techonorati. I am playing michele's weekly meet n' greet game.

Heather said...

Someone found me once by typing "housewives like to spank"

I am pretty sure they weren't looking for discipline advice for their kids! LOL

Michele sent me today;-)

-E said...

The stat counter I have tells me what google searches people do to get to my blog. Some are so random and nasty that it makes me wonder how it led to my blog!

Michele sent me.

Last Girl On Earth said...

I just love these searches. I get hits for NUDE YOGA all the time... Well, I DID do a post about it once, but still, I shouldn't have to pay for that the rest of my life, should I?

Here via Michele this time. Hope you are having a nice weekend.

Kevin said...

Are you a wealthy internet phone-sex guru? That, at least, would be unrespectably respectable.

Dawn said...

Someone, who has the same name as I do googles herself all the dang time. Drives me nuts.

Most are rather tame. I'll share one with you.

can you freeze lunchmeat?

Such is my life.

Dawn said...

I am not sure how to find out how people find me.....

I am here via Michele tonight

Carmen said...

No one finds me. I'm pretty boring;)

Hey, I was hooked by your side bar - oatmeal with butter, cream and sugar is one of my favorites!

Thanks for stopping by my site - I've bookmarked yours!

Suzy0928 said...

I'm almost afraid to do a google search on me...LOL

Here via Micheles!

http://miss_suzy.typepad.com/my_weblog/

puremood said...

Someone came to my site by searching "Do My Mom" that's about as freaky as I've had it, lately LOL and I've never said anything near doin' anyone's mom! LOL

Michele didn't make me, but I came via her! ;)

Easy said...

You don't want to know how many weird hits I've gotten at Glory Road.

Michele sent me today, but of course I've been here before.

Pieces of Me said...

Hey!!! Here from Michele's! That is a little strange and a little funny....I will have to google me who knows what I am LOL! Have a great day TTYL

Kissing Bandit said...

I'm sure some of the phrases used to find my old blog would be illegal in about 49.5/50 states...I'm actually quite excited to see how people will find my new blog ROFL.

TheBisch said...

Hello! Michele sent me! I once did a google search on my entire name, and found out I was to be married in a few weeks, I had had a child, and was working for a company on the other side of the country. Amazing what one can accomplish simply by visiting google.

lisa said...

Sometimes its creepy the things that people find my blog with, escpecially after that one post about my Granny. I'm always relieved when they searched for just my name. Other than that, I've been quoted as a real life person in the Bennington Banner and in an online article about appraising.

Tonya said...

Best one thus far: "Pornographic Circus Photographers"