Wednesday, April 30, 2025

Bowled over

Reflectively awaiting their fate
Toronto, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


Lots of lessons to be learned in this scene:
  • We’re stronger when we stand together, even if it seems as if the world is always trying to knock us down.
  • We’re capable of reflecting as much light as we receive. Maybe even more.
  • The more games we play the more scarred we become. But that’s what makes us unique. And lovelier.
  • Someone’s got to lead, but we all play crucial roles and positions.
  • Even when we fall, we get back up.
I’m sure there are more, but it’s time to throw the ball and see where it ends up. Some things we can control; others we can’t.

#toronto #ontario #canada #bowling #bowlinglife #bowlingpins #reflective #photography #nikon #nikonphotography #nikon_photography

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Tuesday, April 29, 2025

Shadows on a sidewalk

Absence of light
London, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


Canada awakens this morning to a new political chapter, and depending on who you speak to it’s either cause for celebration or an excuse to start day-drinking.

But if we’re being brutally honest, I’m tired of it all. The meanness, the lying, the prioritzation of me over we. So I hope no one minds if I take a bit of a photographic detour, to a moment on Sunday afternoon when the shadows of overgrown grasses caught my attention as I walked beside the river with our dog.

As context, I’m always looking down when we walk together, because Schnauzers have this terrible habit of eating everything in sight. More than once we’ve arrived at home with Calli the Wonderschnauzer hiding a large chunk of rotisserie chicken in her mouth, and we’ll politely avoid discussing the other, um, stuff that she’s ingested along the way.

So as I’m policing my dog’s snout, I’m also taking in the random craziness that urban/suburban life leaves by the side of the road. Inevitably, photos are taken.

This particular pic strikes me as a perfect counter to the overwhelming influence of our current political snowglobe, where waves of breaking headlines turn into fuel for celebration for some, and limitless despair for others, depending on which colour sign you had on your lawn.

In contrast, these grassy shadows are hardly influential. In fact, nobody notices them unless they’re looking straight down. They aren’t even real: just reflected light blowing in a stiff breeze on a sunny late afternoon. Soon enough a lawnmower will eliminate the grasses behind the shadows, and no one will remember they were ever here.

I’m guessing those screaming headlines are strictly temporary, too. Nothing lasts forever. Perhaps this is as it should be.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #cdnpoli #election2025 #medway #shadow #grass #stilllife #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone #photography


Monday, April 28, 2025

Elections Canada and the disappearing website

I’m staggered to see Elections Canada struggling to keep its website up and running ON ELECTION DAY.

Feels like a failure to capacity-plan, and Canadians deserve to know why this was allowed to happen.

https://elections.ca

#Election2025 #canada #electionscanada

UPDATE 9:28 p.m. Eastern:

Elections Canada is sharing an updated URL that they’ve set up to handle overflow traffic from the main site. It’s loading for me, though YMMV:

https://enr.elections.ca/National.aspx?lang=e

Canada decides

Walk this way for democracy
London, ON
October 2019
This photo originally shared on Instagram


Canada votes today. At least we’re supposed to.

The sad reality is only 62.6% of eligible voters bothered to cast a vote in the last federal election, in 2021, according to Elections Canada. I’m rather certain that there’s significant overlap between the 37.4% who stayed home and folks who whine the loudest on social media.

So here’s the deal: please vote.

See what I did there? I said please, like a good Canadian.

This could very well be the most pivotal election in our country’s history. We face an existential threat to our future thanks to our neighbours to the south, and nothing short of all-hands participation in the process will ensure we have what it takes to push back against the orange-make-upped menace and assert our national sovereignty.

Even more significantly, countless Canadians fought and died for our right to vote. We tarnish their sacrifice by not doing our part.

If you’re a non-voter, please don’t try to excuse it away. It takes just as much time to come up with an excuse as it does to mark a ballot. Please don’t complain about long lines and paper-based election processes. If that’s your greatest hardship on a Monday, then you’re doing better than most.

Please also refrain from complaining about the candidates, the parties, the broken system, the whatever. The system isn’t broken. Canada isn’t a failed nation. A little adversity does not give us all a free pass to avoid being part of - and ensuring the continued health of - our democracy.

Engage. That’s it. Be a part of the process. Vote for whoever moves you: the only wrong decision is to not be a part of the process in the first place.

If you still, against all logic and empathy for your country and your fellow citizens, decide to stay away from the polls today, your silence for the remainder of the new government’s mandate clears the decks for those of us who took the time and made the effort.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #throwback #election #cdnpoli #vote #elxn #canadavotes #google #pixel #teampixel


Sunday, April 27, 2025

Broken tree, broken world

Life goes on, differently
London, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


We’d be forgiven for thinking the world is a little broken today.

Or maybe it’s a lot. Hard to tell sometimes.

So please forgive me for sharing this rather desolate image of a rather desolate tree, of something that once magnificently reached for the sky but is now reduced to shattered splinters grazing the earth.

Perhaps the optimists among us see this as the start of something new, the fuel for future renewal as new life takes root among the deconstructed remnants of the old.

But I’m not an optimist. Not today, anyway.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #lapulapu #tvp #rosspark #tree #landscapephotography #naturephotography #texture #monochrome #photography #nikon #nikonphotography #nikon_photography


Saturday, April 26, 2025

Trains to nowhere

Ribbons of steel
Toronto, ON
July 2017
This photo originally shared on Instagram


We’re all on some kind of journey.

Sometimes the path is clear.

Sometimes not.

#toronto #ontario #canada #throwback #gotrain #metrolinx #upexpress #steel #train #track #perspective #downtown #travel #photography #canon #canonphotography #canon_photography


Friday, April 25, 2025

Hudson's Bay fades to black

Almost gone
Toronto, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


Nothing lasts forever, not even controversial icons of a shared history that predates the country.

Not everyone remembers The Hudson’s Bay Company in the same way. For every fuzzy mental image of multistripe point blankets and pilgrimages to see Christmas window displays in giant downtown stores, there are mirrors that reflect a different reality. Of abuses of Indigenous communities at the hands of colonial oppressors.

And yet, the impending implosion of the 355-year-old retailer represents another inflection point in Canadian history.

Books will be written about how The Bay ended up here, how generations of retail leadership ebbed away in the face of shifting demographics and technologies, about how its final chapter under private equity ownership echoed the trajectory of so many other companies who were strip-mined for the benefit of short-term-focused investors. So I certainly won’t try to document it all here.

But late on a Saturday night, I walked out of one of the largest malls in Canada and felt compelled to stop and take in the logo, likely for the last time.

This was a force that dominated Canadian life for as long as any of us can remember, and its disappearance marks another milestone on a path toward an uncertain future where icons are ever more difficult to find in the night sky.

#toronto #ontario #canada #yorkdale #hudsonsbay #thebay #retail #building #architecture #architecturephotography #buildingporn #architectureporn #night #photography #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone

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Thursday, April 24, 2025

Talking about ChatGPT and politeness on the CBC

If you say "thank you" every time you ask #ChatGPT a question, you might want to stop being so polite. It's costing Big Tech - and the planet - dearly.

I'll explain in conversation with CBC Radio stations across Canada from 5:30 to 9 a.m. Friday. Hope you can tune in!

#AI #sustainability

Where birds dance in the sky

May you never fly alone
London, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


Dance with me across the skies, for as long as the fading light allows.

Know you will never be alone.

And I will follow you to the ends of the Earth.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #hydepark #tikkunolam #sunset #orange #cloudspotting #birds #birdsofinstagram #silhouette #weather #wx #naturephotography #landscapephotography #photography #nikon #nikonphotography #nikon_photography

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Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Where the cold waters run fast

Not safe for swimming
London, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


After the snows have melted and the rains have fallen, the river moves high and fast, reminding us all where the power truly lies.

So I stand on the bank and close my eyes. The noise is almost overwhelming, but so is the rushing air, the waves creating their own turbulence as they whip underneath the overhanging branches and out of sight.

I plant my feet in the damp earth below, careful to avoid taking an unintentional swim. A nearby tree offers up a comforting place to brace myself securely against the chaos as I set up the camera.

It takes 1/6th of a second to capture this image, blurred pixels crafting a reality that not even my eyes can see for themselves. I imagine the waters will soon recede, and by summer this very spot will be barely a trickle.

As I pack up the camera and head back to the real world, I quietly remind myself that not all storms last forever.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #medwayvalley #forest #thamesriver #water #abstract #blur #longexposure #monochrome #naturephotography #landscapephotography #photography #nikon #nikonphotography #nikon_photography


Tuesday, April 22, 2025

Lessons from a resting bird

Look the other way
London, ON
March 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


I call this one quiet reflection, and every time I come back to it, I remind myself to be more like this.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #springbank #bird #duck #flight #driftwood #reflective #naturephotography #wildlifephotography #naturephotography #photography #nikon #nikonphotography #nikon_photography

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Monday, April 21, 2025

Walk, reflect, repeat

Life returns to the valley
London, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


The puppy and I spent a couple of hours yesterday walking far from home.

With the planet seemingly boiling over with conflict and unkindness, it felt like the right time to unplug for a while.

So while she sniffed endless patches of grass and gnarly tree roots, I stood at the other end of her leash and alternated between listening to the winds whisper through the trees and watching returning birds dance in the perfectly blue sky.

At one point we stopped beside the river and just stood there in the warm breeze. For reasons known only to Calli, she didn’t sniff any grass or roots. She simply stared at the same stretch as I was, and I smiled at the notion of the both of us enjoying the same moment.

So here’s what we were looking at.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #medwayvalley #forest #thamesriver #green #reflective #naturephotography #landscapephotography #photography #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone

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Sunday, April 20, 2025

The fastest dog ever

Feel the wind, Fido!
London, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


Dog is my co-pilot.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #tvp #rosspark #ebike #actofdog #dogsofinstagram #streetphotography #naturephotography #photography #nikon #nikonphotography #nikon_photography

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Saturday, April 19, 2025

Guerilla election photography

Such polite rule-followers, we are
London, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


It’s election time in the Great White North, with Canadians headed to the polls April 28th in what is likely the most significant federal election in our country’s history.

With advance polls conveniently opening on Friday, we thought it would be fun to cast our ballots early.

We weren’t alone, as long lines snaked through and out of the polling station in our neighbourhood. And while some grumbled, my wife and I thought it was heartening to see such a strong turnout. Besides, spontaneous dates can happen anywhere.

Didn’t stop me from engaging in some guerilla photography as we approached the front of the line. I’m guessing any kind of photography or videography is a no-no, but voting makes me feel like a bit of a badass, and I wanted to remember what that singular moment in collective democracy felt like.

Besides, the yellow tape with the Elections Canada logo was fetching. And it had been a while since I had last shot a shoe selfie.

And now that I’ve scratched my X on a ballot, I have renewed my inalienable right to whine incessantly about our country’s politics and politicians. That’s how it works, isn’t it?

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #election #cdnpoli #vote #elxn #canadavotes #family #everything #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone

Friday, April 18, 2025

Dodge, not DOGE

Workhorse
London, ON
June 2024
This photo originally shared on Instagram


Welcome to old parked cars, old van edition.

The light was terrible.

I was running late.

I was hesitant to shoot toward someone’s driveway, as I imagine I wouldn’t want some stranger wandering past my house and doing the same thing.

So I moved further away, zoomed in, shot fast, and continued on my merry way.

This beloved Dodge van disappeared soon after I took this. I haven’t seen it since.

Sometimes we’re given just one opportunity to make a memory.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #dodge #van #car #carporn #automotive #oldparkedcars #opc #streetphotography #nikon #nikonphotography #nikon_photography

Thursday, April 17, 2025

Look in the trunk

All texture, all the time
London, ON
October 2017
This photo originally shared on Instagram


The one where we bark up the right tree.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #thamesvalley #tvp #forest #tree #naturephotography #landscapephotography #stilllife #texture #monochrome #photography #nikon #nikonphotography #nikon_photography


Wednesday, April 16, 2025

Kid coconut

Recipe for a sweet life
London, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


Not just any macaroons. Debbie’s macaroons. Made with love. Sent home with the kids in care packages. Signatures of our little family.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #TikkunOlam #Passover #macaroons #kitchen #dessert #stilllife #photography #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone

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Tuesday, April 15, 2025

One last time before nightfall

Whisper goodnight to me
London, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


Wispy clouds paint the orange skies one last time before the light fades away entirely.

Meanwhile the city buzzes below, its people rushing to get it all done before nightfall.

It’s a dance as old as time itself, played to music more felt than heard.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #hydepark #tikkunolam #sunset #orange #cloudspotting #weather #wx #naturephotography #landscapephotography #photography #apple #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone

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Monday, April 14, 2025

Red Jeep under the lights

After the rains
London, ON


It’s all in the details.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #jeep #wrangler #red #itsajeepthing #jeepsofinstagram #carporn #automotive #oldparkedcars #opc #streetphotography #photography #uwo #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone #photography


Sunday, April 13, 2025

Another late-night in-between moment

See the light
London, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


Many of the photos I take are the result of what I like to call in between moments.

They happen when I’m in the midst of doing something else and I end up with some extra time on my hands. It need not be much, even as little as a few seconds or minutes.

It could be while I’m waiting for the phone to ring. Or watching the dog endlessly sniff a tree. Or, as I was here, hanging around a darkened parking lot late the other night waiting for our daughter’s bus to arrive.

As it turns out, darkened isn’t completely dark, and the light spilling out of this large glass facade was almost calling out for a closer look. And since I’ve never been one to ignore the quiet call of a weird-looking scene, off I trundled to the institutional building looming over the far corner of the dusty lot.

I managed a couple of frames before the familiar sound of a diesel-powered bus broke the silence and called me back to reality. But for those brief in between moments, I was able to carve out a tiny adventure that might have otherwise not happened.

Lesson learned: listen to the little voices that tell us to go for it.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #uwo #university #building #architecture #architecturephotography #buildingporn #architectureporn #geometry #perspective #monochrome #night #photography #apple #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone

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Saturday, April 12, 2025

Driveway oasis

Door #1 or #2?
London, ON
Apr
This photo originally sh78=ared on Instagram


Pools of light spill down into the inky black night.

They valiantly battle the darkness, brilliantly painting the scene before fading out toward the edges of the cold, damp driveway.

It’s a scene that repeats itself countless times in places known and unknown, a heroic yet futile effort to beat back the invisibility that blankets us all after the sun disappears.

So we seek out these oases of hope, knowing full well there’s only so much they can illuminate, only so far they can extend, only so much they can do.

Because some hope is better than none. And despite the darkness, we’re naturally programmed to seek out the light.

And here I thought I was staring at a couple of nondescript garage doors.
                                                                                                                                                                      
#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #streetphotography #landscapephotography #red #night #nightphotography #photography #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone

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Friday, April 11, 2025

Poetic winter coat

No eye contact
London, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


#DogHaiku:

I hate this damn coat.
I will not pose for you, Dad.
Let’s go home right now.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #winter #snow #onstorm #calli #callitheschnauzer #dog #actofdog #schnauzerpuppy #schnauzersofinstagram #schnauzergram #schnauzers #dogsofinstagram #instapuppy #photography #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone

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Thursday, April 10, 2025

Tired old bench

The stories it could tell
London, ON
March 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


Let’s sit for a while.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #springbank #park #bench #geometry #perspective #texture #abstract #stilllife #photography #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone

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Wednesday, April 09, 2025

Winter's last gasp

Polar bear express
London, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


At the edge of a crumbling strip mall parking lot, a hastily plowed snowbank holds onto the last gasps of winter.

It may be spring here in the Great White North, but Mother Nature must have misread her calendar when she decided to send a nasty blast of snow and ice and wind through the region. It’s a story as old as Canada itself, and like all true Canadians, we grumbled as we added a few layers and stepped outside.

Life, after all, must go on no matter the weather.

I’m reasonably sure this jumbled snow pile doesn’t merit so much as a second glance from the countless folks rushing off to whatever it is they rush off to. Life doesn’t just go on. It speeds by, and who has the time to stare at snow?

I’m guessing I’m the odd-one-out weirdo who finds a few seconds to do just that. It isn’t much: just a few hastily stolen frames in the brilliant sun before the clock calls once again. But I figure they’re seconds well spent given how soon all of this will melt.

When we think of things we want to remember, I’m pretty sure jumbled snowbanks aren’t remotely near the top of the list. And maybe that’s why I look for the things that never make the “must remember” list in the first place.

Maybe I look in weird places because no one else does. Maybe I’m wasting my time.

But in the moments where ignored corners of everyday life jump out at me as somewhat worthy, it doesn’t feel that way.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #metro #snow #frozen #winter #weather #wx #onstorm #abstract #street #stilllife #streetphotography #texture #monochrome #photography #apple #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone

Tuesday, April 08, 2025

Outlasting the horizon

Twilight in suburbia
London, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


The skies are a dull grey as sunset approaches, so the camera stays tucked in its bag while I watch the clock and wonder why I’m out here in the first place.

It happens all the time: look out the window as the light approaches golden hour, read the sky, realize the universe might be about to put on a show, then head out the door.

There’s a better than even chance that the clouds will refuse to cooperate by the time I’m in position at the nearby viewing point, but not making the attempt in the first place guarantees a zero percent chance of success. So here I am.

Five minutes after sunset, the high clouds begin to reflect our star’s light from below the horizon. I pull the camera out and shoot before the flareup fades almost as quickly as it arrives.

I’m learning patience from these hopeful photo walks to the park. I’m also learning that even the greys have a certain sense of worth, and there’s more than one way to define success.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #tikkunolam #sunset #cloudspotting #weather #wx #optimistpark #naturephotography #landscapephotography #photography #apple #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone


Monday, April 07, 2025

Further...

Follow the spinning wheel
Arva, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


It was a good day to point the bike into the subzero winds and explore the countryside for a bit.

To turn off notifications and ignore the outside world for a while.

To crank the pedals and feel the rush as power transfers to pavement.

To feel the thrum of the road beneath my fingertips.

To wave at the cows.

To take the occasional break and snap idiotic pictures of my orange machine.

To return home and already start planning the next ride.

Further.

#ldnont #arva #london #ontario #canada #cycling #orange #TangerineDream #bicycle #instabike #photography #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone

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Talking about TikTok on the CBC

The clock continues to tick on TikTok after Donald Trump issued a second 75-day extension to sell itself to an American buyer or be subject to shutdown. It may feel familiar, but with a global trade war now raging, the app has become a geopolitical pawn.

I’m joining CBC Radio stations from coast to coast to coast this morning to discuss how, why, and what’s next.

Sunday, April 06, 2025

The river runneth over...

Water is life
London, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


It’s flood season.

Or, as I like to define it, Mother Nature’s none-too-subtle way of reminding us who’s in charge.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #reflective #trees #uwo #university #naturephotography #landscapephotography #monochrome #photography #apple #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone


Saturday, April 05, 2025

Shooting stuffies in the woods

Soaking it in
London, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


I took my camera into the woods yesterday for some long overdue photographic therapy.

Po the Teletubby insisted on coming along.

It was a good day.

More to come…

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #medwayvalley #forest #po #teletubby #red #naturephotography #landscapephotography #photography #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone

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Friday, April 04, 2025

Demented birds

Fly away
London, ON
March 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


Every time I hold a camera in my hand, I learn something new.

As an example, I offer up this highly imperfect shot of random ducks ripping holes in the sky.

I didn’t set out to shoot them. Instead, I had been focusing on another flock quietly playing on a floating log when this other group of birds decided to ruin the serenity of the moment.

The camera wasn’t remotely configured for a spontaneous high-speed pic, so I shifted my gaze and did the best I could in the 1.2 seconds I had before they disappeared for good.

As you can see, it was mission only partially accomplished. The shutter speed is too slow. The composition is somewhat off. The entire exercise feels less than stellar.

Yet I love the image.

Not because it’s perfect. Far from it. But because it telegraphs a moment I don’t want to forget, where I went from zero to oh-my-GOD in a blink. Where it was just me and some demented birds playing with light in the late afternoon sky.

So what did I learn?

That perfection matters less than we think.

That successful storytelling is often less an exercise in technical precision than it is about seeking simple joy.

That the experience of capturing an image extends well beyond the resulting two-dimensional collection of pixels.

That looks matter, but feelings matter more.

Those demented birds sure know their stuff. I should hang out with them more often.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #springbank #bird #ducks #unlimited #flight #naturephotography #wildlifephotography #naturephotography #photography #nikon #nikonphotography #nikon_photography

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Thursday, April 03, 2025

When storms move in

Threaten me. Save me.
London, ON
April 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


The skies threatened last night as the leading edge of a continent-spanning storm moved into our region.

Not too far to our south, millions of Americans hunkered down for a night of tornado warnings and fear.

By the time darkness fell, the threat north of the border had degraded to little more than sleep-interrupting thunderstorms, but it was still sobering to realize how thin the line has now become.

So while the dog sniffed for treasure in the soaked grasses below, I watched a single bare tree blow in the strengthening winds. And I was struck by the duality of the scene, of a sky that both threatens the very existence of the tree, yet provides all the ingredients for it to grow in the first place.

And still, despite it all, the tree stretches to the sky.

#ldnont #london #ontario #canada #jayceepark #tree #weather #wx #onstorm #naturephotography #landscapephotography #monochrome #photography #apple #apple #iphone #iphone16 #shotoniphone

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Wednesday, April 02, 2025

No joke. Dog.

So, about that treat you were talking about?
London, ON
March 2025
This photo originally shared on Instagram


I’ll be blunt: I despise April 1st with the heat of a thousand suns, and I awake this morning relieved that it’s over for another year.

I don’t know the origins of April Fools’ Day. And while I could easily edumacate myself on it with 90 seconds of online research, my white-hot derision compels me not to.

Perhaps this makes me look and sound like the old man screaming at the kids near his lawn, but there’s nothing funny about a joke that we know is coming. If we’re looking for pure comedy, the hackneyed, forced, derivative examples on display every April 1st will never qualify.

The journalist in me feels it degrades the craft. With legions of social-media-fed morons already casting doubt on the credibility of the entire industry, why on Earth would a legitimate business platform risk its brand integrity by sharing an obvious lie?

There’s enough misinformation floating around as it is that we hardly need a day dedicated to it in the name of so-called humour.

And the bullying-masked-as-a-joke vibe that dominates the day feels like everything our parents never wanted us to become as adults.

So please consider this photo of our dog, Calli, as something of a day-after palette cleanser. She isn’t trying to be anything she isn’t, nor is she attempting to force her humour on the rest of us.

She just…is. And the things that make her funny are the things that come naturally to her.

Thank you for attending my rage-induced TED Talk.

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